The Breast Career Choice for your Breasts

Every set of breasts has a career best suited to them.
Like those extra large like size MMM things that are on the side of your internet browser. Those boobs are meant for porn because they're too big for real life but can still fulfill fantasies of being suffocated by breasts.
Then there's the fried egg club which is good for any career where you would find yourself wearing an abundance of button up tops, like business women because big boobed women rarely have the patience to go hunting for button up tops that fit and will button all the way up to an appropriate level without having that awkward pulling apart look like your boobs are caged and ready to break free. Or high fashion models, because androgyny is a super must have thing up there.
If they're super round and bouncy, maybe their destiny is to be seen bouncing in slow motion down a beach like in Bay Watch and every movie/TV show that ripped that off them.
Or if they're juuuuuuuuuuust the right size, the size where bikini tops just almost don't cover them because they're tiny little triangles to cover up your nipples. but still have enough lift in them that they're not going to fall out the bottom maybe you were meant to be a swim suit model, sports illustrated, a body builder, a personal trainer to give all those girls something to strive for and the men something to look at.
Or maybe your boobs are just fake and hell do whatever you want.
(but realistically, if I'm buying fake boobs I had better be a house wife. Set up reeeeeeeeeeeeal nice in a mountain side mansion that looks out over my pool, pool boy and city landscape.)

And yes I'm sure there are other categories of boobs, there must be cause I don't even fit in those categories.
But you know, once a year or maybe more depending on what's playing. I find myself strolling on down to the opera.
A wonderful place, I like it very much but few will ever go with me.

And I take my seat and applaud for the conductor and wait.
And never am I let down!
MY BREASTS ARE MEANT TO BE OPERA SINGERS!

Not that I am really meant to be an opera singer but hot damn my tatas are!
I have what I like to think of as shelf breasts.
The kind of boobs that when placed in the right bra appear as though there is a wooden plank coming out from my ribcage and my boobs were just nicely placed upon it to look pretty.
Similar to the presentation of female leads in most operas that take place in an interesting time period. Heaving bosoms and the likes.
So yes.
That is my destiny.
...or their destiny.